June 2012
-bobella-:
My hairy legs have a lot more to do with my laziness than my feminist leanings.
May 2012
sneadly:
WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF
I WANT TO READ IN THE SHOWER
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jankyass:
beauty sleep is actually just a lie we invented to keep the ugly people asleep and away from us longer
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Watchnicklugo:
Cool Guy has Chill Day
tomlinsarse:
i’m about to cry
my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato
he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice
i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches
then he started to cry and ran off and yelled
they all...
me: no trust me he's really attractive google images is just giving us bad results
beyoncebeytwice:
1612th2:
hey
better be careful you remember what happened the last time you said hey to someone
hey-cruel-w0rld:
i would never cheat on someone i mean someone being stupid enough to date me is a once in a lifetime thing im not gonna mess it up
when shopping then you see a gorgeous guy
sodamnrelatable:
alone:
with friends:
with parent/s:
via sodamnrelatable
tupacabra:
when in doubt, pinky out
On the Ferris Wheel
couples: *cuddle*
me: *throw skittles off the side* taste the rainbow bitches
giftyisgifted:
“man lying in bed smiling”
that is not a smile
that is a cry for help
That awkward moment when two people are making out...
marziiporn:
you are my sunshine
my only sunshine
you make me happy
when skies are grey
you’ll never know, dear
how much i love you
please
don’t
take
my
sunshine
away
godsofmischiefandthunder:
like good tequila
or fine wine
some things
just
get better
with
age
hobovampire:
my OTP is like a wand. I did not choose my OTP. My OTP chose me.
himapapaftw:
people who think a zombie apocalypse would be cool
me: despite the fact that no one views or cares about my blog, i will continue to spend the majority of my life updating it
smitty-werben-jager-man-jensen:
runningcreativity:
smitty-werben-jager-man-jensen:
my weapon of choice for a zombie apocalypse is a sassy black girl because if her weave gets touched then all hell will break loose
Isn’t that Raven’s mon from That So Raven?
no thats willow smith from the hunger games
tumblr famous: increasing followers and messages numbers.
me: increasing post number.
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smartpeopleonice:
those ships that follow you everywhere wherever you go and manifest themselves in all the music you listen to and movies/tv shows you watch and eventually you can’t even live a normal life because everywhere you look you see your ship looking back at you
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Rihanna: We found love in a hopeless place.
Cap: We found Steve in a frozen place.
Tony: We found Stark in an iron case.
Bruce: We found Hulk in some gamma rays.
Thor: We found Thor punching Loki's face.
Thor:
Thor:
Thor: And then hugging him tightly and apologizing for he is my brother, and I love him so.
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My 4-yr-old cousin watching "Thor" for the first...
her: Is the green guy a bad guy?
me: Not really. His name is Loki.
her: Logi?
me: Low-key
her: Loki? Ok.
her: I like Loki.
her: Is Thor a princess?
her: Thor gets hit by cars a lot.
her: WHY IS LOKI BLUE
her: Is it because he's sad?
her: Poor Loki.
her: Can we have him?
her: Thor and that girl are gonna get married
her: Is Loki bad now?
me: Yup.
her: He likes being bad.
her: Because he likes his spear.
her: and his helmet.
her: Thor wants to stop Loki right?
me: Yes he does.
her: But- Thor doesn't want to kill Loki.
her: Because Thor loves Loki a lot.
her: No! Did Loki die?!
her: But I liked Loki...
her: I bet Thor misses him,
her: I miss him.
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